Athanasius’ Logic
purchase Zoloft PAPA: That’s right Scooter. Now we have five kids.
ATHANASIUS: I’m gonna be a papa someday and have lots of kids. I’ll marry Eleanor ’cause she’s my friend, but I’ll live with Hali.
PAPA: Umm…..that’s not how it works buddy. Does Papa live with Mama or a different woman?
ATHANASIUS: Okay, I’ll live with Mama then.
MAMA: You need to come out of the bathtub now.
ATHANASIUS: But I want to stay in here.
MAMA: God says you’ll be happier if you listen to your mother and father.
ATHANASIUS: I wish I was a bug.
MAMA: Why?
ATHANASIUS: Because they don’t have mothers and fathers to listen to.
ATHANASIUS: I want some chips to eat. Papa, can I have some chips to eat?
PAPA: You know what papa polar bear wants to eat? I want to eat some scooter belly.
ATHANASIUS: God says, “Bears, do not eat your cubs.”
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ATHANASIUS: Nowhere because bears can’t read the Bible.
Reminds me of when Emmett said, “The Bible says, ‘He who is three and a half shall have brownies!'”